An email I recieved today. I thought I would share the joy



If I just bought mentos, is that cheating on my chocolate bar? 'cuz really, it's a 3:00 chocolate bar, and it ain't nowhere near 3:00. Should it be jealous? Would it help if I introduced the two, let them become friends, before I tell my chocolate bar about the real relationship between me and my mentos? Am I a bad person for wanting them both? I love them in different ways. How can they ask me to choose! I don't know if I can give either up. But if I don't, will I lose them both?



tell me. I need to know. I need answers