Here is what I learned this weekend:

• You can't make a right hand turn while travelling 80 clicks.


• I am not too old to sleep in bunk beds, however I am too tall.


• Kayaking is fun


• Cold weather at a cottage is not as fun as warm weather at the cottage


• I can swim in sub-zero water


• I want a dog but not the kind you can tell is dumb by looking in its eyes


• Harry Potter books aren't so bad. They move much quicker than other books I have read.


• My Powerbook makes an excellent source of entertainment


• My brother is destined to be like my Uncle and won't realize this until it is too late. (this is not a good thing)


• Fuck really means Fornication Under Command of the King


• Someday I want to drive a really fast boat