Hi All. As you guessed I went out last night so I didn't add anything new and exciting for you to read. Here are some of my recent thoughts and discoveries

• If I say "sorry i don't have any change", why do ask me again the next three times I pass you.


• If you flirt with the hostess you get a better table and are seated faster


• If you compain about how long your food is taking and the waitress hears you (it's not what you meant to happen) you get free dessert.


• I like beer and patios


• My room gets really hot at night


• The leather couch in my apartment is actually a pull-out bed


• Keanu Reeves can only act when he has no lines. Talking is his weak point


• Strippers as cheerleaders is funny!