Does your toliet flush with authority. There is nothing worse than a wussy toliet. I once lived in a cockroach infested plance and that toliet had non authority. It couldn't even flush toliet paper.

Sorry for eating up the bandwidth, but it was too funny to pass up. Everyone should hear Kermit and Bigbird while they are high.

Ahh, I am back on Mac OS X. again. The reason I stopped using it was because the mp3 players available sucked and I always listen to mp3's. Soundjam released theirs and it works great. I am going to give the switch another try. I just wish there were more apps. I guess I will just have to wait. This was all, just so you would know.

Happy thought of the day. Just Picture your roommate spilling sugar on themselves. Where did the sugar go? Well, my roommate spilled sugar right down her pants past the protective layer, if you know what I mean. I have no clue how this is possible, but it is funny none the less.

After downloading 10 Crystal Method songs I finally found the one I wanted. It's called high roller. I think it is a good song to get yourself pyshed up about something. I think I will try it for my next midterm.

This was a tiring weekend. Despite my better judgement I went home. It was good until I actually tried to leave. At this point my mother got upset because I didn't have time to do the things that she had asked me too. That combined with daylight savings time I am very tired right now. I also have tons of work to do. Yeah, yet another week of fun. I guess I will just have to drink too much one of these nights. That always makes things better.

After being in University for 3 years you see people in your program all the time and you never talk to them. You just know they are in your program. The other day I saw someone that I have seen for a while and I had never heard him talk before. For some reason his voice is not what I expected it to sound like. It's weird how people form opinions based on appearance and such.

Finish a Midterm

+ 2 friends

+ 5 pitchers of Blue

Trouble and Mayhem

Come on over baby. I have something going on. It's a lovely modterm. Aren't you excited for me!

Another day another dollar. That is what they say. How come they never say that's how you earned it. I am feeling a little silly today. I think I should tell a silly story. Too bad I don't know one. I could make one up?



There once was a boy named Brad (gee that sounds familar). He sure could swing his megaphone. Everyday he would speak into it and gain the attention of all the people around. He would tell them how wonderfulk they were and what an honour it was to be in their presence. The people loved this and Brad became their leader. They lover him, and he loved the power. One day he went swing his megaphone it was gone. What would he do now. He needed to greet his people. If he didn't say what he said everyday, they would be sure to revolt and he would no longer be their beloved leader. Brad, mustered up all his courage and went out greet his people. He gave them the message he had always given them. The people revolted.



Why did they revolt? Let us think of some possible solutions.... Without the megaphone he had no grace or presence. Nah. I am not really sure. This story didn't turn out very good or captivating. If you are still reading, I guess that is a good thing.

Well, it is getting to be that time when I should really study, but I am talking to you again. I do think pretty faithfully. You have become one of my longest relationships.



Last night when I was going to sleep, I kept think about high school. All the the angst and how I felt about my friends and all those other people. It leaves me with a couple of questions. I would like to do it all again with my new found strength. Is this allowed, or is teen trauma the point of it? The second question is, if I went through 'teen trauma' with all these people how come I remain friends with so little of them? One theory that comes to mind is you use a friend up until they have nothing left for you to take, or them to give. Then you move on the next friend that fills in some void in your life.

That was my deep thought, not Jack Handy. (that's pretty old school)

Strange Sight of the Day: As I was walking by the Micheals (a craft shop, not crap shop) there was a harse and buggy parked. I am not sure, but I thought when the Mennonites rejected motor vehicle they would have rejected stores and electricity and all that other stuff. Any ways it was really an odd side to see.

The low of my day was I wrote 2 midterms. They were okay, I can't complain. I survived as always. On the high note, I had the shit scared out of me. I went to throw some garbage out and just as I threw it in, a squirrel jumoed out of it and scared the shit out of me. I almost spilled the remnents of my coffee on myself.

You know what I hate? I hate it when I get in an elevator and it goes to the basement before it goes up. This only happens because the elevaor doesn't say which way it is going.

Ugh! I managed to do a whole lot of nothing yesturday. I guess that means I will have to go hard core. You know what my roomate says. "Go hard or go home". I wonder if that is suppose to have some sort of sexually conentation?

I think I may have a slight problem. Yesturday I drank from 12pm until 2am. The weather made me do it I swear. It all started because I didn't want to go to class because the sun was shining and it was oh so nice outside. I convinced a few people to skip class and have a beer out on the patio and listen to the live jazz music at the Bomber. Before I knew it we had recruited 8-10 people for out little adventure. We ended up going through a pitcher each and the i took a wee little break and started on a little pub crawl at 9 which was cool and ended at a kareoke place. The only problem was that since I had been drinking all day I didn't really have a buzz or anything. I think it has to do with a steady stream of alcohol in the blood or something like that. Needless to say, my liver worked overtime yesterday.



Today I have to study for the 2 midterms I have on Monday and finish an assignment for Monday. Wish me luck!

I wanna make you holler!

Well, I wrote the midterm. I guess you could say that it rocked both ways. What I knew, I knew. What I didn't, I made up.



I feel nostalgic today and decided to make some digital art. I never said it was good!


Sorry I ran out of space and had to take this down.

If the tiredness of life were to become to much for one person, could you share it among several. What does it mean to really live vicariously through someone. You don't really feel what they feel, you feel what you think they are feeling. That really isn't living is it?



Have you ever played a game? Are you playing it right now? Do people know that you are playing this game?



I am tired, I must go now. I have a midterm that is going to rock some how. I am not sure if I will rock it or if it will rock me. That is TBA!

A simple kind of life:

• Breathe


• Eat


• Live


• Love


• Die

This best sums up my thoughts today.



I think you're so mean - I think we should try

I think I could need - this in my life

I think I'm just scared - I think too much

I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing



Who is we? I am not too sure. Maybe it is the other halt of my persona. You know like Homer and his brain. They don't communicate to often. Mabye it is time for the meeting of the minds so to speak. The mind that is really smart and gets it right away, and the mind that has lots of fun.

"You know me, I wait until its too late. Until I'm fucked"



That seems to be my mission statement in life lately. I don't know what's wrong I just can't seem to start any of my assignments within a decent ammount of time. Somedays I wish I had on a class or two. That would make life very relaxing. Damn those goals of mine!



Sorry if I've offended anyone with my potty mouth.

Everything I know, I learned from Oktoberfest!

• Drunk pizza, is the best pizza


• Calling the bouncer a piece of shit won't stop you from getting kicked out of a bar. (Not that I did, it was a friend)


• When a girl tries to bite your nipple, it hurts!


• Nice warm, salty pretzels go very well with beer.


• Jag is the best killer shot. You can count on it to put you over the edge


• The combination to most people's locks is alcohol. They are willing to divulge anything that you ask them


• Passing out is the most well deserved sleep and also the most rewarding


• Not being able to find your pants the next day is a good sign that you enjoyed the night before


• "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me" is a valid excuse

Oktoberfest Tip's

• If the chicken dance song comes on, you must dance


• Never take your friend's hat and take it away.


• Don't refuse the death challenge. (death challenge = 5 Jag shots)


• If you take a sign from the establishment, don't get caught


• Make sure you have beer, sausages ans sauerkraut.


• Zigga zagga zigga zagga oi oi oi


• The song, "You can have her, she too fat for me" is funny

Today is the day I participate in Octoberfest. If all goes right I will participate in many shots of Jag and lots of other alcohol. Yes, I will be abusing alcohol tonight and I will not be drinking in moderation. If I did that I would never get drunk and do those funny things that make people laugh and those other things that piss people off. I will try to minimize those though.



I had more weird dreams last night. This time I won a capture the flag game by scaling a really tall tower. Only in dreams can I scale towers. I remember it being a lot of fun though.

It only took me 85,000 tries, but I finally fixed the navigation side bar and added a link to last months blogs. See what I do for you! (ha ha that was the old design)

Everything is Codarific. I managed to score an employee-referral bones. Woo hoo more money for me to spend on beer and cheap hooker. Actually was kidding about the beer. ;-).



You know I am kidding right?

I am so tired of coding. I really don't think I should be in CS. I am not even actually done the assignment. I still have the written part.to do. Maybe I will have more time tomorrow. Afterall it is the start of the weekend.

Apparently I can't serve a clip[ from this account. I will just have to keep you all in suspense.

The Britney vs Buffy saga contimues. An interesting article?

Well, I think I am over my OS X phase. I am back on OS 9. 10 is cool and everything but you can tell it is a beta and I not prepared to do all sorts of little workarounds. So for the time being call me OS 9, The one thing I loved in 10 is that my powerbook takes less than a second to wake up. The bad things are, there isn't a whole lot of software yet.

Well, I got my hot little hands on Mac OS X. It looks pretty cool so far. The only downside it that there isn't a whole lot of software for it yet. Plus I am still a little partial to this GUI, the new one is easy also.

I am too tired and sick to blog. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow.

I am feeling a lot better about my OS assignemnt. I feel codarific. It turns out that I have a pwer coder in my group.



Today has been an interesting day. In my first class this is what I was think about my teacher.


blah blah blah, I am the teacher

blah blah blah, I need the text book to teach.


Then I drew a picture oof him that I though was so funny that I started laughing in class I could hardly contain myself. It was all good though.


On a high note, I actually recieved a few emails about Britney vs Bufty. Needless to say, Buffy won. Thanks to those that responded (it made my day).

Every night, I keep going to bed a little earlier but when I wake up I am just as tired as I went to bed if not more. Complaining about things never helps any ways. I am watching the teen choice awards, contrary to believe they are not as much fun the second time around. It does lead me to an interesting question. Who do I want first, Sarah Michelle Geller or Britney Spears.

Thanksgiving, to go home or not. I guess I will go home for at least a day, but that is still one day less of work that I can afford. I should be spending all my time married to my OS course. Life would be so simple without that course. Newman!, Dang those required courses. Too bad I couldn't just get those honourary degrees like famous business people, that would be so little work.



I like ed the sock.

I am indifferent towards 6 club 7

Stream of Conciousness: sat at the corner. look at the corner. This is definetly a weird concept for me. My thoughts are getting mangled with song lyrics. Wish I could fly. If I should try would you catch me if I fall. No. why would you do that. Is it too cynical to think that when you will need it help you won't be there, You know what they say, you are the only person that you can trust. I like thins song. I like to sing. It makes me feel free. I wonder why that is. While you sing you feel invincible, but they you stop and look around and if anyone were to see or hear you, you would feel stupid. What does a painter look like? Another time I guess, I want to feel right now. Free like all my work is done and I have flown away from this wall.

I can slowly feel myself becoming nocternal. This is bad. I should be awake with the living, not the hedgehogs.

I am so very tired. I don't know what to attribute this to, but the fact that I am. I think I am going to be very a tired a good portion of this term. Yeah me! Yeah no. I hate CS.

After seeing this first quote on Modern Humorist I know it will be a good site. George Washington “Saw Jefferson today in the men's room. So much for his theory that all men are created equal.”

1 big-ass couch

5 room-mates

1 poorly architected house

1 hour later

1 hole in the ceiling

Today is the day I get married. It's not quite what you think, but it is just the same. Today I am starting an OS assignment for my CS class. Basically what we do is take a unix kernal that they give us. It is called NACHOS, and we extend the functionality of this. Thankfully we get to do this in a groups of 1-3. I have a group of three. So for the rest of the term I will be married to my group and the OS course busting my ass making a few procedures work so I can graduate with a CS degree that I am not really sure if I want anymore, but it is way to late to turn back now.



What would you do if I followed you? What would you do?

I have no self-control. I said that I would do 2 assignments on Saturday and not go out. What did I do, I went out and I accomplished absolutely nothing. That really sucks. It is suppose to be turn-around week. The only way I can make up for this unfortunate incident is to complete 3 assignments today. Yeah right we all know that's not going to happen. I will surf the web instead or read something that I shouldn't. I did enjoy myself last night though. I caught up with a lot of friends that I haven't seen in a while and we had lots of interesting conversations. I guess the high-lite of the night would be ... While I was in the bathroom I noticed a machine. It sold condoms and it also sold sex games and toys. Only a dollar. I couldn't resist. After putting my money in, I found myself the recipient of a nubbed cock ring for her pleasure. This is not what I was expected at all. It still was funny though, and now it is on display at my house.

I am going to bed drunk and I have a blur tongue!