Everything I know, I learned from Oktoberfest!

• Drunk pizza, is the best pizza


• Calling the bouncer a piece of shit won't stop you from getting kicked out of a bar. (Not that I did, it was a friend)


• When a girl tries to bite your nipple, it hurts!


• Nice warm, salty pretzels go very well with beer.


• Jag is the best killer shot. You can count on it to put you over the edge


• The combination to most people's locks is alcohol. They are willing to divulge anything that you ask them


• Passing out is the most well deserved sleep and also the most rewarding


• Not being able to find your pants the next day is a good sign that you enjoyed the night before


• "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me" is a valid excuse