I woke up this morning in my own filth. My room was upheaved, things were everywhere and the floor was wet unlike my tongue. When I opened my mouth it felt like sand-paper. I touched it just to see what a dry tongue feels like. It felt weird. After drinking a gallon of water I returned to my warm bed and the stanky-smell in my room. It is better now, my tongue is wet instead of the floor and the smelly pizza boxes are gone.


The weird thing about drinking is that when you get home you are willing to do just about anything to get PIzza. Even when it is after 2:30am and every place you can think of closed at 2. We still managed to find one though and we were mostly passed out by the time it arrived. Then the same old thing happened. I blinked my eyes and all the pizza was gone and everyone decided to go to bed.