Happy April Fool's Day. I am not really the type to play a trick on someone for the day, so instead I will give you a little story. Two years ago I worked with the "Discloser". The discloser was an interesting person, who earned his name by telling me way too much about his sexual fantasies after only having meeting him a few hours before that. Anyway, he is the type of person that would play a trick and this is what he wanted to do to me. I would have opened a can of whoop-ass had he.



The plan was to wait until I had gone to lunch and have a delivery come for me while I was away. The delivery person would be insistant that he could only give me the package. The disclosurer would then ask for the package on my behave and when the delivery guy refused a struggle would break out and the contents of the bag would fall over the floor. The bag was too contain k-y jelly and gay porn.