I was just checking my messages on my phone to see who the hell had woken me up at 2:30 in the morning last night. It was my brother. I guess he decided that since he is turning 26 that he should go out with a bang. He left 3 messages. All insanely early in the morning, I wish I had known it was him I could have called at 6 west coast time to wake him up. The messages themselves were pretty funny. A lot of "iluvu's" and drunken drivel as each of his friends left me a greeting that consisted of "Wazzups" and "How are you doing?(s)".


Now I have 3 years to plan the perfect revenge. What shall I do?