Sometimes I really do have the most inappropriate thoughts. I was in church with the rest of my family like every weekend when I go home. The church has a children's message and all the little kiddies come up front so their parents can show them off. Some parents want to do this so badly that they bring their child up to the front kicking and sceaming. Then one of the children will stand up and wave or say something and everyone gets a chuckle at how cute that was. If the congregation is really lucky some poor little girl will start playing with her dress and put it over her head. That seems to be a sure crowd pleaser.



Anyway, this morning the children's message had to do with Father's Day and how we should be thankful etc ... Then she told all the kids how lucky that they were to have two fathers and then asked if they knew who their other father was. When she said this all I could hear her saying was "who's your daddy?", I wanted to laugh but I couldn't because that would be inappropriate and I would have to explain myself and really, I don't think my parents would get the joke.