Can mispelling words and not using the english language correctly be my quirk? I was getting better at actually proofing much of the content before it went up, but after examining some of the latest pieces I notice I may have had a bit of a relapse. Let's just pretend that it contributes to making this site raw rather than polished.

I have no clue what is actually happening to me lately, but I have become absent minded. I couldn't even tell you where my mind is, but it definitely is not on turning off the stove when I'm done using it. I think I lost it somewhere between August and September. Can you help me find it? I am considering putting up a reward for it's return. The one stipulation is that it must be intact, that means no dissections in any form.