Shall we revisit the topic of smoothness again?

For those that have no idea what I'm talking, the basic idea is that once you have known someone for so long they become smooth, that is no genitalia. You never think of them in that way. [further explanation]

So one night (drunken night, because you never try these things sober) I thought that I could make someone no longer smooth. I scotch taped on some breasts and what not, but they just fell off. It's not that it was a bad idea, it just ended up weird. Weird because I didn't want things to change, but at the same time I wanted something that I wasn't finding anywhere else. I tried looking in a different place. I'm not really even sure why I tried. It was fueled to a certain degree by thoughts planted in my head by others, a lacking relationship and a thousand other thoughts that crept through my mind.