Can I please whore myself out?



I have been thinking about it a lot, especially while I am in public bathrooms. I think if the school can make some money off why can't I. I stand at the urinal staring at the advertisement. I can still see it, it's burned into my retinas. So, if there are any savvy marketeers out there I have a proposal for you. I am selling some advertisement space in my bathroom (pending roommate approval). There are 2 spots available located in front and behind the toilet. The ads are in a high traffic area that receives many unique visitors daily. The ad would also be able to hit a highly targeted demographic. Can't you just imagine how brainwashed you could make everyone after a month of ad hits, and you can have all of it for the low price of a 24 of Moosehead a month. Please contact brad at midnightinferno dot com, serious inquiries only.