I imagine now that one of my friends has gotten engaged that the rest are going to follow. I want to believe that it is because they are all little lemmings waiting for the first couple to make the move so they can follow and slowly out number us singles, who they will try to feebly setup on blind dates and try not to pity us to our faces but us singles will know better. We will be vigilant in our choice to remain single. We will be devout to it like a Mac user is to Apple and Canadians are to Canada, simply because we feel we are the underdog. We will offer nothing less than a ferocious pride to outside observers.

That's how it could happen if you were to let your mind wander...