8.28.2002

My ability to suspend belief is starting to dwindle. I'm not sure if I can't do it or if Hollywood Movies are trying to stretch it further and further by presenting scenarios that in the back of my head have 0% probability of happening. I saw Triple X or xXx or whatever you are suppose to call it a couple of days ago and the same thoughts have been cycling in my head.

- Heat seeking missiles never target cigarettes. It is simply to small, light bulbs generate more heat.
- Solar powered submarines. You would think that is enough but the solar powered submarine was more of a hydrofoil than a submarine.
- Barns full of cocaine that explode under gunfire.
- Surviving an avalanche by snow boarding ahead of it. I don't care how bitch'n you are it.

Anyone with a heat seeking missile, solar-powered submarine, cocaine or dynamite is encouraged to disprove or prove my theories. I eagerly await your response. Send Pictures and viedo where possible. I am not liable if you actually do any of these things.

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