Obit:
A brief ceremony will be held in the bathroom of the Beta Chapel (2nd stall on the right) for Lord Flanders the 2nd who died on August 18, 2002. Lord Flanders was devoid of any personality and spent his precious moments of freedom from the pet store in a plastic bag. He is survived by Lord Flanders the 3rd, his replacement and long time lover Lolita. Lord Flanders enjoyed kicking a little Beta Fish ass, but took it to far when he abused his lover Lolita on their first fin-to-fin meeting. After the restraining order expired the couple rekindled their love and vowed to remain in separate bowls.