What are those loons saying anyway:
Loon 1: Hello, is anyone out there?
Loon 2: Vern, is that you?
Loon 1: Chuck, is that you? I can't see anything on this damn pond. We should seriously consider moving to city.
Loon 2: I know, I heard the fowl up there are easy. Plus we can work that whole endangered species angle.
Loon 3: You guys suck!
silence
Loon 1 and 2: Ha ha you just jealous Shirley.
Loon 2: She's still an ugly duckling.
Ha ha ha...