I've been thinking, if I don't get a job soon I should become a school bus driver. The hours seem like they would be reasonable, morning, lunch and late afternoon and I could do field trips occasionally if I need the money. I would only drive the little kids because lets face it, those high school kids are punk asses on the bus. I was one of them and we were horrible with all our charades and pranks. At the end of the year the bus driver would get us back by throwing water balloons at us as we left. But, the best reason of all is I can finally let myself go and become what I've always wanted to be, white trash!