I tell people my nipples are the size of dinner plates, but I am assured by many they aren't. Now I have gone off and injured the left one. It's runner's nipple, a chaffed nipple caused by my shirt rubbing against it for a long period of time. You wouldn't think something like that would hurt, it doesn't. It just stings like a son of a bitch.



Pray for me. Pray for Mojo (simpsons reference, not my nipple).