Pouring accelerant over various wood bits and throwing a match in the mix creates a deep woof sound of pure satisfaction. I spent 3 hours tending a fire, taking the time to nurture destruction one piece at a time. It's all part of this new job program I created for myself, try as many jobs as you can and if you can't, make the rest up. I can see why they like there jobs so much.



On a side note, does anyone remember a kids show where there was a trunk of old hats and when worn they transported the wearer?