Rated I for Inappropriate!

Some friends were out at the Science Center and decided to do a little surfing but couldn't get to my site. Apparently I have inappropriate content that the kiddies must be spared from. It must be all the adult themes I talk about; how to smoke crack without anyone noticing, 50 ways to turn you partner upside down and on her way to happyland, how to break every commandment written in 20 minutes or less, and satanic rituals for the soul. If it's all too much, mosey on to lightly toasted it's much tamer and hasn't been banned yet. The Science Center must think it is important for kids to know exactly what music is best to shag by and where exactly a bong is kept.