I'm just a lazy cat in a dog eat dog world. At least until I get some tools to perform my job. It surprises me that after all the times i have started a job that the tools I need to perform my role are never in place. They are wasting a lot of money by not giving me passwords, security cards and laptops and just letting me sit idle. What do they expect me to do? Absorb the knowledge through the cement walls? Plug my finger in an ethernet port to check my email? That would be really cool if you could though.



In other news today, I found out that my girlfriend is going to be having the devils child, spawn of satan or SOS for short. I'm not sure when she had time to do this. Perhaps she got the tan when she was in the Underworld and not on her tropical vacation. More investigation is necessary.