I've been having some weird dreams again. Usually it takes me longer to incorporate new faces into them, but my new work crew made it in right away. We were having an impromptu marketing meeting because one of my bosses had had an epiphany on a new give-away for the company. It was reversible rubber genitalia. One side was male, the other female. My boss thought it was the greatest idea ever and couldn't understand why I didn't think it conveyed the marketing message.



I tried to explain myself with an anecdote about wife beaters. How we could give them away, but the only time we would ever see a return on them it would be on Cops as drug dealers strung out on crack are pushed head first into the back of cop cars. She just didn't get and kept on playing with her new rubber friend.