My new family provides hours of entertainment. I hear it from all sides. How one wants a nipple ring, the other wants to tap that, one yelling at the dogs and the other as nice as can be. It's sort of like living with the Osbournes, but without all the swearing and incoherentness. The dogs are annoying, but lovable. Every morning when I am all clean and pristine they make sure to ruin it by covering my legs in fur and drool marks. The cat just stares at me. No matter what I am doing, it just stares. If I stare, it stares. But I know she likes me, mainly because we have an understanding. I pet her and she doesn't puke or pee on my bed. The perfect win win situation that we all strive for in life.