One thing that has been growing increasingly tiresome these last weeks is being the youngest one on the team at work. I'm back in grade nine or in public school and all you hear is the older kids picking on you like you know nothing and that their lives are so much tougher and oh so much more important. These people give lectures on being older like they earned the right somehow because they happen to pop out of their mother's womb 5-10 years earlier than I thought too. Let's have a parade for them. We can line up a ton of bitter 30 somethings who have become increasingly selfish and carry the burden of never meeting their own expectations of themselves.



I better watch out before I turn into that person. I'm probably one horrific scarring experience away. Do they know how unbearable they are to be around sometimes?