Nothing makes you feel more like a criminal than painting your bedroom. I woke up one morning with the resolve to do it, but unsure if I was exactly allowed to. Apartments usually have funny rules such as don't paint and no holes in the walls. I know everyone breaks the latter one, so why not the first. I still felt guilty though and hoped no one would spy me walking up to the building with my paint supplies and go running the Super to tell him what I was up to. All said and done, a little colour in my space has improved things. All that's left to do is break into the apartment next door and turn down that bloody alarm clock.