I think the perfect Valentine's Day card would go something like this "All the other cards were crap so I chose this one" and inside you could write whatever you wanted. If that card were available I would even be able to endure all the things that make me loath the cards in the first place, mainly all the hearts, red and pink, glitter and little pictures of Cupid which hauntingly resemble a mix of a fat poodle and your cousin. But alas, that card doesn't exist. It's just another BradCorp idea.