5.19.2004

I didn't know that people wanted gmail accounts that bad. There are willing to swap for it. So far the only thing that intrigues me is the secret. Right now I have 2 accounts to swap or pass on. Hmmm. Any offers?

5.17.2004

I discovered a sure fire to make my mother's head explode, just tell her that I would consider moving in with my girlfriend. I have a feeling she wished that she never asked me that question. Really why ask a question that you aren't going to be happy with the answer of. isn't it better for all of us to live in denial? Hear no evil, see no evil?

5.08.2004

Damn! Someone beat me to the idea, all I was looking for was capital to start my venture. Anyway here is Zip, Canada's answer to Netflix.

5.04.2004

Is it wrong of me to find these muchmusic vj ring tones funny?

5.02.2004

I've been neglecting my book reviews lately. I've been reading just as much, my opinions just aren't making it out into the world. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris was pretty damn funny. Made me laugh right out loud. Although it's a collection of stories about his life and learning french, I didn't notice until afterwards when there was no overall conclusion. Warning reading this book will to pick up a new language.
I made the grave mistake of trying something new at the gym last week, I went to a Bodyflow class. Normally when the chipper instructor goes down the line asking everyone if they want to participate in her yoga/pilates class I ignore her or say not this time. However against my better judgment I went ahead an did the class and learned valuable lessons; my body does not flow, I can't take that new age crap, and my t shirts are not long enough. After exposing my midriff in a not so good way and doing all the downward dogs I could muster, the session wound down with a wave machine and some inspiration words about being on a beach, I didn't know any better so I stuck around for it and tried not to laugh at all during the encouraging words. Only later did I learn that a friend wanted to shout 'shark!' during her experience, I could have learned something!