I've always enjoyed watermelon, I even eat with a spoon. Slowly hollowing it out until it's only a sad shell. If you had to decide, what would you say tasted better - watermelon with or without seeds? I've noticed lately that the choice was made for us. When did that happen anyway? What are millions of kids going to spit at their siblings on a sunny afternoon at the park? When is that watermelon tree going to grow in my stomach? What will spit or swallow refer to?

Yes, I am grasping.