Your friends do it, your parents do it, politcal officials do it and I guarentee that memebers of the clergy do it. They all bang their wang or duff the muff. How on earth did I get to this topic? Not by choice I assure you, but a conversation I had last week keeps surfacing to the top of my mind. Someone had casually mentioned that their 'buddy' got caught by their wife jacking off to Regis and Kelly. I don't even know where to start - getting caught? by your wife? regis? kelly? Certainly there is a time and place for Kelly, she is way more attractive than Kathie-Lee ever was, but I would expect that any stimulation that Kelly could provide, Regis would take away in spades.

Poor guy, must have confused the hell out of his wife.