Random thoughts of the Day:

Automatic toliets and urinals freak me out. I have a horrible feeling that some prevert, yes prevert, has put a video camera in them and is streamin video of my intimate moment of urinating bliss to another million preverts who are doing unnateral acts.

Hotel Irons don't remove wrinkles. If anything they excaerbate the whole situation. With each swip one wrinkle slighlty diminishes as another one is created and instantly becomes inpenetrable.

I have seen the futuure of gym equipment. Each unit includes a 10 inch touch screen with a built in tv. It's aerobic bliss and an excuse to watch terrible telvision that rots your soul, becuase at the very least you saving your body.

Aeroplan has forsaken me. I worked so hard to reach a priviledge level which they won't give me until February 2007. What am I suppose to do for the rest of the year. I want the Air Canada lounge dammit! I want the exclusivity. Boo to Air Canada. I am going to start flying Westjet!

Reciprocal linking, a throw back to the late 90's! With some encouragement from Amanda who I pleasantly accidentally msn'd after a bit of a hiatus. I am going to come out of retirement into semi-retirement.

Semi meaning the occasion post until i figure out what I want from all of this again. When I first started back in 1999, pre-blogger, I was young and wide-eyed looking for fame. Or a least some basic for of internet infamy. Nothing huge like Star Wars kid, but something respectable like a kottke. I worked it, but only with the ammount of effort a University student could but towards it. In other words half-assed. On occasion I treated it like a job, making sure I put in the time every day, submitting one line posts or a quick link. I had to be sure to appease my vast readership that my ego had created. I was all about quantity. Now a little more mature I wish to provide some quality to readers. Something a little more thought out than, I got so drunk last night and why is there a pineapple beside my bed?