Random thoughts of the Day:

Automatic toliets and urinals freak me out. I have a horrible feeling that some prevert, yes prevert, has put a video camera in them and is streamin video of my intimate moment of urinating bliss to another million preverts who are doing unnateral acts.

Hotel Irons don't remove wrinkles. If anything they excaerbate the whole situation. With each swip one wrinkle slighlty diminishes as another one is created and instantly becomes inpenetrable.

I have seen the futuure of gym equipment. Each unit includes a 10 inch touch screen with a built in tv. It's aerobic bliss and an excuse to watch terrible telvision that rots your soul, becuase at the very least you saving your body.

Aeroplan has forsaken me. I worked so hard to reach a priviledge level which they won't give me until February 2007. What am I suppose to do for the rest of the year. I want the Air Canada lounge dammit! I want the exclusivity. Boo to Air Canada. I am going to start flying Westjet!